Birthday boy!

(Mama and her two sisters Aunt Danuta, and Aunt Weronika)

Tomorrow is being Metody's birthday, and it is a Friday! So Metody and his friend will be able to go drinking in Llanelli's Thomas Pepper nightclub, and then to pick up with maybe two women to take back to Theodot's caravan. As it is birthday we will have the parafin heater to put on before we go out so that caravan is hot for when we return with the women! Women do like heat, and are more likely to take off their blouse if they are sweating.

Yes it is forty three years since Mama give birth to Metody on floor of kitchen. The time it is flown! Where is all those people?

IS BACK!

(Wayne)

Hey everyone Metody is back now after spending three months in the prison. I know what you is thinking! Yes Metody was maybe drinking and has again an episode like when he take shit in public park sand pit of the children. This however is not being the case!
Metody had problem with girlfriend Donna if you are remembering. This was bad time for Metody, and he was maybe not all smiles. Yes Metody try put foreman of Danepak (he Wayne who make fuck with Donna) in boot of BMW and then leave parked at Barry Island car park. Judge say to Metody is good job that Wayne not die and manage to survive one week drinking own urine, otherwise Metody in very trouble.
Metody is sorry to Wayne.