Please to excuse earlier entry. Metody had been drinking home make wodka and was feeling little down in mouth. Also Donna, woman Metody make sexy with, tell Metody that he is bastard and that she no longer will see him or even make fuck. This is because she finds Metody film the sex and put it on internet to make money. But Metody replace her head with that of red ballon using photoshop, still she very cross as she say her ex might recognize with her wagina and as she has wery distinctive flaps.
Metody eat thirty small plastic bag of pork scratching snack in order to die like little boy who’s mother she fed him salt. But Metody just wake up thirsty and have made shit in his pants.
But Metody now puts all of this into its proper place, and decides that Donna is not worth being dead. So Metody is more normal now in himself. I will now go play tape in my BMW of fine English singer Mary Hopkin.
9 comments:
sorry you are so down, my bearded friend. Why not make a silk purse out of a sow's ear and make love to that beautiful sow with the come hither eyes in your picture. A little make up would make her look very alluring I'm sure.
if you have a BMW Metody, you wont wait long for another lady friend.
I thank you both for your regard. But Metody is more than happy to knock one off with his fist in toilet at work.
That being said if either of you like man with beard then all you do is send Metody post office check to cover bus journey and Metody will wisit with you in your home for the sexy.
:)
Metody, no offence, but these days the ladies love clean shaven. You are out of touch. Do you see huge beavers in 1970s magazines and bearded men in Joy of Sex? Yes you do, that was the time when pubics were celebrated. But now is the time of the ladies with the shaven havens. Shave it all off (back hair too) if you want to attract the English ladies.
'Metody' - I'm sure there are many who delight in your comments, I'm not one of them and find them very offensive. PLease ignore me in future and do not refer to me in your comments, I would appreciate it very much. Many thanks.
Dear Philipa I can see nothing for I am blind with tears!
It is true Metody lacks a certain greasyness with charm. Metody truly thought you were man and no offense was intended. Also Metody was believing you to have had anal with bad fellow from Gdansk, if this were not so then Metody holds hand up to say he is sorry.
But hey! If you is lady of finer feelings then Metody is deeply ashamed of what he say concerning your shitehole, and is sure that it is in quite fine shape. Good luck with your grubby walls.
Metody xxx
Dear Emma, Metody is proud of body hair. Metody has beard since eleven years of age.
Maybe Englisk woman say she no like this and that, she say everything must be so, but this is not what Metody finds out after lady has drunk rum and fizzy pop, and then treated to meat dinner.
Ha! At last I find you, cuntingbollecks! Now to be stuffing your pig-arse with the iron hook and takink you back home tied to back of wild yak. Not for you the easy life of Danepakki, back to work in commune, testiculars attached to the electrode. You fackink slimefilt, you egress boarfilter!
Vokkoff. I am knowing you! You is creepy Nigel who work in petrol station in Crosshands! You are no Pole! You pretend to be Pole, and make crude steriotype of our wery fine people. You be ashamed!
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