(Mama and her two sisters Aunt Danuta, and Aunt Weronika)
Tomorrow is being Metody's birthday, and it is a Friday! So Metody and his friend will be able to go drinking in Llanelli's Thomas Pepper nightclub, and then to pick up with maybe two women to take back to Theodot's caravan. As it is birthday we will have the parafin heater to put on before we go out so that caravan is hot for when we return with the women! Women do like heat, and are more likely to take off their blouse if they are sweating.
Yes it is forty three years since Mama give birth to Metody on floor of kitchen. The time it is flown! Where is all those people?
5 comments:
Metody.
where you been bro? i'm being missing yo yankings on clapboys common.
come on down, be givings you good fuck over with baseball bat. dimitri say you give him spotted dick.
lovings you much.
Hungry eyes,
One look at them,
And I can't disguise,
I've got hungry Eyes....
Mr Metodone Jankerwank.
Your regular order of Rhohypnol has arrived.
Go as usual to Millies Muffins and ask for Julian.
BTW bring payment for last order else we'll cut off your supply.....
Metody, have you picked up some UK customs since being here, like shaving of the bollocks etc?
JJ, Rampton.
Have you fucked off again Metody?
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